I’m dying omg
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
Sitting before you is not a man, but merely a cracked shell (x)
My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.
- Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
- Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
- Me: Yeah we got totally lost
- Dad: Of course you did
- Me: Yeah up in the back woods
- Mom: Oh that's scary
- Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
- Dad: YOU WHAT!?
- Me: I stopped the car?
- Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
- Me: We were lost..
- Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
- Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
- Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
being single is like being a little flower in your own little garden and it’s cool because when it’s nice and sunny you can soak up all that sun and just shine and be like, the brightest little flower ever but it’s not cool because when it rains you soak up all the rain and you’re there all sad and droopy by yourself with no one to be droopy with
"They’re like, 12"
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)
Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.
BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.
I CAN’T.
It’s the two year anniversary of Sherlock’s fall.
during a concert
- me: they're real
- me: they're REAL
- me: I love them
- me: I'm going to cry
- me: omg
- me: what
- me: they're real
